‘SNL’s Cold Open Takes Aim At Lori Loughlin And Julian Assange [VIDEO]
So Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange, Michael Avenatti, and Tekashi 6ix9ine walk into a bar… https://t.co/aWV29p0QNz
— Slate (@Slate) April 15, 2019
And when her cellmates say she won’t survive in prison, Loughlin counters, “I have been in 68 Hallmark movies, I have seen hell man!”
Avenatti even claims this about himself, “And I’m so shady that a porn star once said she had to distance herself from me,” a cheeky reference to Stormy Daniels.
Assange, played by Michael Keaton, assures everyone that he’s the craziest person in the room.
“Yeah, you cheat your schools and you rob your companies, that’s cute, it is, yeah,” he taunts. “I’ve attacked the U.S. military, bitches, cuz I’m an actual James Bond supervillain.”
To see the full video, check below.