In a truly idiotic attempt to replace uber-hottie Megan Fox in the next Transformers film, Heidi Montag posted a video of herself shooting targets on her YouTube channel as an appeal to director Michael Bay. The video was posted on May 26 and has since received a little over 375,000 views — probably not quite the viral response Ms. Montag was hoping for.

As a response, writer, Cole Stryker decide to make his own audition tape for Bay:

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