Categories: ComedyNews

Amy Schumer’s Hilarious Acceptance Speech At The Glamour Awards 2015

Amy Schumer took the stage for an acceptance speech that caused a laugh riot, after winning at the Glamour Awards on June 2.

Amy Schumer’s Glamour Awards 2015 Acceptance Speech

Schumer is widely popular for her hit Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer, in which her humor and great skits touches on sexism in the media and entertainment industry.

Schumer was the perfect candidate to win the Trailblazer Award, and in all her comedic genius fashion Schumer turned her acceptance speech into a mini-comedy routine.

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d–k whenever I want. Like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem,” Schumer revealed as the audience – especially women, exploded with cheers and laughter. But, Schumer had a lot more to say, “You guys said we could take our time right? I have no where to be,” she said.

So Schumer went on with her speech, even managing to tell a funny but deep story describing her childhood. “I didn’t lose my two front teeth until I was in fifth grade, which is late. And that very same week I got my period, which is early. So, I was just like this jack o’lantern with tits walking around. And I had one of those moms who was like, ‘you don’t need to shave above your knees,” she recalled.

Schumer never fails to deliver a hilarious punchline ending her speech with, “I don’t even live here in London. So I don’t care.”

Check out Amy’s bold and funny acceptance speech below.

 

Shantel Whitaker

Recent Posts

Tony Bennett’s Daughters Sue Brother For Mismanagement Of Late Singer’s Finances While He Had Alzheimer’s

Antonia and Johanna Bennett, daughters of the late singer Tony Bennett, have sued their brother, Danny Bennett, accusing…

7 hours ago

‘Real Housewives’ Star Larsa Pippen Dating Yet Another Basketball Player, Jeff Coby, While Ex Marcus Jordan Faces DUI Charges

Following the breakup of her relationship with Marcus Jordan, Real Housewives of Miami star Larsa…

7 hours ago

‘Last Week Tonight’ Host John Oliver Sued By Healthcare Exec For Defamation, Says Comments Were ‘Distorted For Entertainment Purposes’

Dr. Brian Morley, a physician and former medical director at AmeriHealth Caritas, has initiated a defamation…

11 hours ago

Chet Hanks Honors Dad’s Role In ‘Forrest Gump’-Inspired Music Video – With Guest Appearance By Tom Hanks

Chet Hanks is taking a nostalgic trip down memory lane with his latest music video,…

13 hours ago

Tori Spelling Cries About Ex-Husband Dean McDermott: ‘I Don’t Want To Die Alone’

During a new episode of her podcast, Tori Spelling revealed her mixed feelings following the…

17 hours ago

InfoWars’ Alex Jones’ Wife Gets Restraining Order As Sandy Hook Families Seek Payment Of $1.5B Judgment

Alex Jones, founder of the conspiracy theory website InfoWars, is divorcing his wife, Erika Wulff,…

18 hours ago