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Amy Schumer’s Hilarious Acceptance Speech At The Glamour Awards 2015

Amy Schumer took the stage for an acceptance speech that caused a laugh riot, after winning at the Glamour Awards on June 2.

Amy Schumer’s Glamour Awards 2015 Acceptance Speech

Schumer is widely popular for her hit Comedy Central show Inside Amy Schumer, in which her humor and great skits touches on sexism in the media and entertainment industry.

Schumer was the perfect candidate to win the Trailblazer Award, and in all her comedic genius fashion Schumer turned her acceptance speech into a mini-comedy routine.

“I’m probably like 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d–k whenever I want. Like, that’s the truth. It’s not a problem,” Schumer revealed as the audience – especially women, exploded with cheers and laughter. But, Schumer had a lot more to say, “You guys said we could take our time right? I have no where to be,” she said.

So Schumer went on with her speech, even managing to tell a funny but deep story describing her childhood. “I didn’t lose my two front teeth until I was in fifth grade, which is late. And that very same week I got my period, which is early. So, I was just like this jack o’lantern with tits walking around. And I had one of those moms who was like, ‘you don’t need to shave above your knees,” she recalled.

Schumer never fails to deliver a hilarious punchline ending her speech with, “I don’t even live here in London. So I don’t care.”

Check out Amy’s bold and funny acceptance speech below.

 

Shantel Whitaker

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