Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, 23, is no stranger to self promotion, but she may not be used to promoting … a book?

The Jersey Shore reality starlet recently penned a chronicle of her "search for love," and she appeared on Monday's Late Show with David Letterman to announce the top ten reasons people should shell out their cash for her anticipated autobiography, A Shore Thing. Among her persuasive reasons, Snooki mentioned that the book features "200 pages of hangover cures" and "a blank page to stick your gum." She also pointed out that "if you're watching this show, then your standards can't be too high," to which Letterman eagerly chimed in, "That's absolutely true."

But what is the number one reason to buy the book that "J-Woww gave five Wowws" and that's "so good" it makes "Pauly D. [want] to learn to read?" Watch the video below to find out. —KIMBERLY STEELE


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