Stephen Colbert roasted Donald Trump’s conspiracy theories in a hilarious bit on The Late Show on Monday night.

The so-called Trump Tape containing dialogue between Donald Trump and Billy Bush has made things crazy for the presidential candidate since its release two weeks ago.

In the bit, Colbert reviews Trump’s various conspiracy theories. Then, to drive his point home, he consults the “International Conspiracy Board.”

Be warned, this video is not for the faint of heart, as the result had to be censored for television. Still, you can make out what Colbert is trying to say. Colbert assures us that “like a rear-view mirror, objects on this chalkboard are smaller than they appear.”

You won’t want to miss this video: