After a petition emerged from Deadpool fans for the character to host Saturday Night Live, Ryan Reynolds‘ popular onscreen character decided to respond on why he won’t be hosting.

“Listen up, Lorne Michaels,” the character began, speaking to the sketch comedy show’s creator. “SNL took my f–king Life of Pablo album without asking. Now I’m bummed. That and Rip Taylor — fake a–!”

After an audio recording was released of Kanye West ranting about the late night show, the actor wanted to spoof his reaction to hosting the show.

Deadpool continued by claiming to be more influential than MC Hammer, the Kia Sorrento, Barbara Bush, The Muppets and the iPhone 5.

Deadpool opened with an incredible success being the biggest for any R-rated film of all time and Reynold’s made sure to mention that too.

“I’ve got the biggest opening rated R movie of all time. Are they f–king crazy?” he concludes.

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