'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Season 4 Premiere Recap: Carlton Warns People Not To Make Fun Kids' Names; Kyle Is Insulted By Lisa
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (RHOBH) premiered its fourth season with a lot of drama courtesy of Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards, and introduced two new faces, Joyce Giraud de Ohoven and Carlton Gebbia.
Kyle is throwing a party in celebration of Beverly Hills’ 100th birthday at the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce and asks Lisa to cater. In an effort to mend fences, Lisa decides it would be best to talk openly about the tabloid gossip plaguing their friendship and ends up making an off-color joke about Mauricio cheating on her – right in front of Kyle’s kids. Kyle is far from amused by the joke.
But, Lisa isn’t the only one rubbing Kyle the wrong way. There is still bad blood between Yolanda Foster and Kyle left over form their reunion special feud, in which Kyle called Yolanda a liar.
Lucky for Yolanda, she had her daughter, Gigi to distract her. Yolanda accompanied her daughter on a modeling shoot and focused on supporting her daughter instead of her rocky friendship with Kyle.
— Gigi Hadid (@GiGiHadid) November 4, 2013
Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville documented her move to a bigger Beverly Hills mansion and also let the world know she is engaging in a relationship with her realtor. In commenting on her new digs, Brandi described herself as “a white version of The Jeffersons” because she’s “movin’ on up.”
And Kim Richards was spared a drama-filled hour: the most exciting thing that happened to her in the season four premiere is that she got a new dog, Kingsley, who still needs to be trained.
As for the newbies, Joyce steered clear of creating any unnecessary drama, and the other cast members seemed to approve of her pageant good looks (she was a runner up for Miss Universe) – Yolanda even said she had better hair than Kyle. Carlton, however, did not take the same approach, and ended up screaming to everyone, warning them not to make fun of her children’s names. Why? She named them Destiny, Mystery, and Cross. “Don’t f—k with my children’s name!” Expect interesting things from Carlton: she’s a self-proclaimed pagan witch.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Mondays at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
– Olivia Truffaut-Wong
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