Try keeping up with this. In a lavish ceremony featuring three wedding dresses and a roll call of celebrity guests, Kim Kardashian, 30, wed New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, 26, on Saturday in Montecito, California. The couple had reportedly written their own vows and read them in front of 400-plus guests, which included Demi Lovato, Avril Lavigne, Lindsay Lohan, George Lopez and Mario Lopez, according to E! Online.

Following the ring bearer, her 18-month-old nephew Mason Disick, the bride walked down the aisle in a dress custom-designed by Vera Wang, who was also in attendance. Kim, who was accompanied by her stepfather Bruce Jenner, paid her respects to her late father, attorney Robert Kardashian. "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle," she wrote in her wedding program. "But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, Dad."

After changing into her second Vera Wang creation, a white mermaid gown, the star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians danced with her new hubby to live performances by Robin Thicke and Earth, Wind & Fire. Celebrity chef Wolfgang Puck catered the wedding, which featured a buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad, a choice of hand-formed agnolotti or sweet corn mascarpone, and summer truffles.

One more costume change later, this time a black satin V-neck gown (Vera Wang again), Mr. and Mrs. Humphries cut into a multi-tiered chocolate-and-vanilla swirl cake studded with chocolate chips. The six-foot tall cake, which was taller than the 5'2" bride, cost an estimated $20,000 and was designed by Hansen Cakes in Los Angeles.