Justin Bieber Hosts 'Saturday Night Live,' Pokes Fun At Pot Smoking, Abs

Justin Bieber hosted Saturday Night Live last night, and humbly let himself be the butt of most of his jokes.

Bieber opened the show with a monologue in which he attempted to celebrate Valentine’s Day and Black History Month simultaneously – hitting on girls with (incorrect) Black history facts, including the fact that Denzel Washington was the inventor of the peanut.

In one skit, Jason Sudekis played Bieber’s head of security showing Justin a new security measure – a team full of multi-ethnic and gendered body doubles. He is only able to prove his identity by baring his abs. One of the most memorable parts of the skit was when Justin spotted one he says looks the most like him, who is revealed to be Kate McKinnon as Ellen DeGeneres. Another was when one of the body doubles replicates Justin’s wink, heart hand move and crotch grab only to walk away defeated when he can’t match Bieber’s now-famous ab reveal.

Bieber then played Miley Cyrus’s fan club manager, the nerdy Pete DeFalco. Although Biebs as DeFalco describes himself as a “douche,” he goes on to apologize for the pop star saying, "I also heard he got busted for smoking weed and that he's really sorry about it and that people make mistakes and that he's never going to do it again."

In a sketch to send Bieber’s tween girl fans into a frenzy for their heartthrob, Bieber sends out a Valentine’s Day message from a bed covered in red silk sheets. Along with the champagne, roses and sexy dice that landed on “butt” and “fondle,” respectively, the lucky someone will also get to share Justin’s company with an unattractive man-child named Taco. Best line: “Check your email, Hillary Clinton.”

Finally, Bieber did what he does best, and sang the new single off of his Believe Acoustic album, “Nothing Like Us,” which is about his ex Selena Gomez.