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Jimmy Fallon Channels Donald Trump’s Second Place Loss In The Iowa Caucus

On Wednesday night’sThe Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, the host poked fun at presidential candidate Donald Trump once again.

Fallon donned his best blond wig to impersonate Trump and mock his speech about placing second in the Iowa caucus this week. Fallon took on a true Trump persona by saying that placing number two was better then placing first. He opened the speech by explaining that the “J” for his middle initial is for “genius.”

“I’m here tonight because the people of Iowa have wisely named me the winner and champion of second place. It’s just like children say: First is the worst, second is the best, third is the one with the hairy chest. Marco Rubio, get that taken care of. You wouldn’t want your hair to make you look ridiculous,” he said.

The host continued to hammer away. “If you don’t believe me, look at these example of why two is better than one. First up, Toy Story 2; clearly the superior movie. Next up, R2D2. I never even heard of an R1D1. Next up, the twins on The Bachelor. They’re fantastic. First of all, four boobs. Plus, they’re way better than that psycho Olivia. Is she nuts or what? Finally, the Minion that has two eyes. Way cuter than the Minion who has one eye, who, let’s be honest, looks like a penis who can see me.”

The skit ended with Justin Bieber’s hit song, “Sorry.” 

Crystal Smith

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