FUNNY: The Top Ten Oscars-Related Tweets

The 84th Annual Academy Awards were always going to be safe and snooze-y. Fortunately, there is an entire Twittersphere buzzing with jokes, laughs and Oscars-related puns. Here are ten of our favorites:

1. "No one in North Korea is allowed to speak, so maybe they'll win Best Actor next year." — @KimJongNumberUn

2. "And Americans claim they don't believe in torture." — @holysmoke

3. If Santorum wins, Hollywood "will be replaced by 1950s public information films about the evils of masturbation" — @meganganz

4. "Billy Crystal is a great host. And The Oscars are the best parasite." — @MikeDrucker

5. "Strangely, even after knowing which movie old white people liked, my life still feels hollow of real meaning." — @bob_calhoun

6. "Oh yeah, Iranians won and now French people are kissing. Rick Santorum is freaking out."

7. "The only people who look in the mirror and think, 'Perfect!' are murderers and Bradley Cooper." — @kellyoxford

8. "I hope Chris Rock is smothering Billy Crystal with a pillow backstage." — @kellyoxford

9. "It cannot be easy being married to Meryl Streep. It must be impossible to tell when she is faking it.” — @DeeSeelicious

10. "BREAKING: in renewed bid for Oscars recognition, Michael Bay announces next Transformers movie will be black+white silent with piano score." —@TheTweetOfGod

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