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FUNNY: St. Patrick's Day Tweets Inject Madness Into March

St. Patrick's Day has always been one of our favorite holidays. Maybe it's the post-winter promise of budding trees and picnics in the park. Or the uncomplicated ritual of wearing clover-colored clothes. Or the smell of corned beef wafting in from…. Oh, who are we kidding? It's the booze. The bottles and bottles and cans and bottles of booze. Beer, whiskey, wine, whatever. By the end of the night we don't know if we're drinking crème de menthe or Listerine — and bless the Virgin Mary, we don't care!

Speaking of, there is perhaps one problem with St. Patrick's Day — guilt. You know, that snot-colored feeling that creeps in the next day, when you're still too semi-drunk to go to church and too hung over to sleep it off. All you can do is lie in bed and endure the wreckage of your mind, body and soul.

Well, aren't we in luck? Thankfully, there's Twitter to remind us that we're not the only ones drinking ourselves blind this weekend:

1. "Dear Liver, I understand March is hard for you with spring break & St.Patty's day. PUSH THROUGH, you little champion, you. #LiverPepTalk" — @WomensHumor

2. "Hey don't forget to put that song from The Departed in your St. Patty's Day iTunes mix, every douchebag." — @ChaseMit

3. "Fun Fact: On ST. Patrick's Day the Irish show pride in their heritage by 'getting alcohol poisoning'" — @cornlog

4. "When I was a kid, I remember the excitement of waking up St. Patrick's Day morning and unwrapping our bottles of booze." — @FrankConniff

5. "In honor of St. Patrick's Day, Romney announces the he has friends who own the Celtics AND Ireland" — @skrspooky

6. "If you celebrate St. Patrick's Day tomorrow don't buy into insulting stereotypes, just get drunk, fight someone and collapse on them crying." — @LIFECOACHERS

7. "To alcohol: The cause of – and solution to – all of life's problems! (Happy St. Patrick's Day) #simpsons." —@dailysimpsons

8. "I'm getting ready for St Patrick's Day by riding Irish men like floats." —@DrunkSocialite
9. "If you wonder why I hate Jedi, try spending St. Patrick's Day with 'Patty O' Yoda' bragging about being green all day." — @DepressedDarth

10. "St. Patrick's day is Christmas for gingers." — @hipstermermaid

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