Application For J. Lo's Assistant Is Leaked

Jennifer Lopez, the diva known for her outlandish demands, is looking for a personal assistant. American Idol producers reportedly axed Lopez as a potential judge due to one too many demands. Now, according to Life & Style, the singer-actress is looking for a personal assistant. The list of qualifications is a novel in itself. "The person has to be graceful under pressure, have a thick skin, and be resourceful in foreign countries, among others things,” says the description, “You’ll be expected to travel at a moment’s notice and must know how to adjust in each city. The job is 6 days a week, at least 12 hour days with one day off, but you may not get off for weeks. You’ll be on call 24/7 and you’ve got to be organized and always on point."

To really weed out the amateurs, Lopez says any possible assistants “have to change diapers, work on little sleep and cook if the butler is away.” Whoever scores the gig will earn between $55,000 and $65,000 per year. And while the candidate must be comfortable around "very high profile people," some of the perks include helping J. Lo dress for red carpet events and photo shoots. Lucky dog!  –ANDREW BANKIN