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Andy Richter Zings Back At Chelsea Handler After Fat Joke

Chelsea Handler and Andy Richter were both guests on Conan O’Brien’s late night show when Richter came up with a perfect comeback for one of Handler’s barbs.

Chelsea Handler vs. Andy Richter

The segment started with Conan asking Handler about the viral Vine of Jason Biggs peeing on her off the side of a boat, which was appropriately captioned by Biggs’ wife Jenny Mollen, “For everyone who’s ever wanted to pee on @chelseahandler.”

Turning to Richter, Handler asked, “Do you float a lot in the ocean?” At first Richter seemed taken aback by the standup comedian’s bit of fat-shaming, but quickly recovered to retort, “Sure. What, do you sink? Might be that cast-iron heart.”

Proving that she can both dish it out and take it, Handler burst out into laughter right alongside Richter and O’Brien, appreciating the joke made at her own expense.

As for the Jason Biggs peeing incident, Handler took the opportunity to make it clear that she did not request to be peed on. According to her, Biggs did it, “because he’s got problems.” Recounting the incident, Handler said, “All the sudden I look up and Jason’s penis is there and he’s urinating on my face. I thought it was so funny that somebody would pee on someone’s face that I was laughing so hard I couldn’t swim away. And even if I could have swam I would have swam right into the boat. I was trapped. I was in a urinary bermuda triangle.”

“To me it’s funny that somebody could be that rude to another person,” Handler added. “And that made me really happy.”

Chelsea Regan

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