There are some jobs that aren't so much work as they are a modern study in Dante (looking at you, retail). In light of brilliant Alaskan news anchor Charlo Greene's resigning on air to work full-time on her marjiuana club, let's look at some of the funniest ways to get rid of that awful job.

Quitting Your Job

#1 This one is an oldie but a goody. A worker at the Providence Hotel hired a marching band to help him quit. Said hotel has had quite a bad reputation with its workers for a long time.

#2 Loud music and body paint isn't just for football games or raves anymore.

#3 Even HPOAs can reach a boiling point

#4 This isn't funny so much as it is poignant. It's an honorable way to go out.

#5 And here's an all-you-can-eat way of deciding which way might be best for you.

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