Tila Tequila Defends Hitler, Claims Paul Walker Was Murdered
Tila Tequila Suggests Paul Walker Was Murdered
Tequila appears to believe that she’s recently become clairvoyant, blessed with the ability to know things that escape the common people. One of those mysteries is the death of Elisa Lam – which Tequila believes was a “ritualistic murder” akin to that of the late Fast & Furious star Paul Walker.
“I know who killed Elisa Lam. The Mysterious Video of the Girl in Elevator who ended up "mysteriously dead" at the bottom of a closed off water tank. - I believe I am the only person on this entire planet who knows what happened,” Tequila wrote. “I just did not want to draw any attention to myself but I know exactly why they did it and yes it was indeed a ritualistic murder. Just like Paul Walker's.“
Shot At Love Star Defends Hitler
Tequila has also drawn a parallel between herself and Hitler, promoting a narrative that they’ve both suffered as a result of being misunderstood by Jewish people.
“Once upon a time in a land far away there was a special and sweet kid who had a dream to become a painter. He was a brilliant artist and was ahead of his time. He had hopes, and dreams just like we all do,” Tequila wrote. “Unfortunately, the art schools did not feel the same as he and they rejected him. Fast forward a few years later he was roughed up and bullied on top of that by the same people he once loved. His Name was Hitler.”
“Then fast forward a few generations, there was once upon a time a young lady who also had the same hopes and dreams as Hitler did,” she continued. “She probably loved the Jews as much as they hated her. She still loved them. As a matter of fact, the majority of her friends were Jewish. She loved them so much and just wanted to be accepted by them that she even tried to convert to Judaism, but no. It was still not good enough for them. They mocked her, rejected her and laughed at her through and through when all she ever did was show them her love. Her name was Tila Tequila.”
Tequila On Nikola Tesla, Earthlings
As a bonus nugget of Tequila’s wisdom, she also claims to have knowledge of inventor Nikola Tesla’s fate. “I'm going to say something out loud that I know I shouldn't but f--k it here it goes,” she wrote. “Nikola Tesla never died. I found him in a parallel world in another dimension last year.”
The Facebook account on which the inflammatory posts appear is verified to be Tequila’s. She’s yet to make any attempts to defend herself, aside from her latest Facebook post, in which she claims to be an alien with ideas grander than any earthling can yet understand.
“I am from Sirius B and of Lyran descent,” Tequila explains. “When you Earthlings are ready for true positive change then you need to be that change before any of the gods return to help you any further. We have been watching for a very, very long time. My council says that you are not ready yet and I must agree.”
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