Funniest Tweets Of The Week
Here are our funniest tweets of the week. Some are comedians and some are civilians, covering topics of celebrities, news or daily minutiae. And Drake shows up.
I've really got to prioritize my anger today or I'm not going to get through all of it.
— Bonnie McFarlane (@bonniemcfarlane) September 11, 2014
wow i haven't seen people make this much fun of an apple product since that silly iPad thing first came out
— andy levy (@andylevy) September 9, 2014
So today I trusted a fart and was betrayed…violently betrayed..@JimNorton
— Zach Sparrow (@zrsparrow) September 19, 2014
Instead of shopping at Urban Outfitters, save big money by murdering and stripping your own crack addicts. #DavesTipsForTeens
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 15, 2014
Some of the people that shop at Urban Outfitters didn't even GO to Kent State. Right?
— Sam Roberts (@notsam) September 15, 2014
Rihanna follows Drake on twitter. He hesitates at first, then follows back thinking "I'd follow you anywhere". A violin plays sadly.
— Things Drake Do (@ThingsDrakeDo) September 12, 2014
Kanye West demanding wheelchair-bound audience member to stand up is like someone demanding @kanyewest to read a book. #disgrace
— Judy Gold (@JewdyGold) September 14, 2014
i deleted twitter from my phone to lower my chances of getting fired. #sacrifices
— Michael Che (@CheThinks) September 16, 2014
This might as well be titled "Geoff". RT @MarkPellington: ART= pic.twitter.com/ZqJwRFRszi
— Geoff LaTulippe (@DrGMLaTulippe) September 18, 2014
.@RayRice27 If you do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge we can forget this whole thing ever happened.
— Shelby Wright (@ClassicShelb) September 9, 2014
Rev. Al Sharpton has reached the point where he looks like special effects bonus footage. pic.twitter.com/cWSAO40FbW
— Anthony Cumia (@AnthonyCumia) September 11, 2014
Why I don't fuck single moms https://t.co/onEVsKdfdn
— Lil' Beavis (@BadBeavis) July 30, 2014
"Ghana's Choice"? I'm pretty sure this is a jar full of Ebola. No thanks. #BloodyHotShito pic.twitter.com/vPm8s9JOsj
— StevenBayShore (@StevenBayShore) September 19, 2014
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